-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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LET

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

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