how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Ain't idn't a word.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

baby seal walks into a club

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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