Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Joke.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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