- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

kcuf read it backwards

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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