- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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