- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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