what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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