Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Adele walks into the stables

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Religionh

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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