- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

A man sat on a chair

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

this is not a joke.

Woman rights.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Flop dog

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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