How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats funnier than 24, 69

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

thumb_up thumb_down -3

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

troll----> hahaha---->

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

thumb_up thumb_down -3

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

kesha is a virgin.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops