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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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