- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

why does column have a letter n?

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Justin Bieber's mother.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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