- Anti Joke

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.