What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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