What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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