A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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gay people

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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