- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

The guy above me has a very nice joke

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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