- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

modern love

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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