- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

You read the Terms of Service.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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