- Anti Joke

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG