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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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