- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

what's the difference between a duck?

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Jews

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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