Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

whats good about poland... fukk all

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

roses are red, violets are blue.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Two women were sitting quietly.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What did Delaware? A coat.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How many light bulbs? 1

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...