- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Obama

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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