- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

William wright is Gay

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Republicans

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Guess what. Chicken butt.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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