This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Help I'm being raped!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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