nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

thumb_up thumb_down +3

whats brown and sticky? shit

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

thumb_up thumb_down +1

You know what's catchy? A cold

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops