what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Womens Rights

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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