Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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