- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Womens' sports

FUCK THE JEWS

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

A chicken walks into a barn.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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