What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Gangnam style

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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