We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Poop

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

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