Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

._____________________. Whale!

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Do u take sugar?

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

u suck

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

The jets are a good team..

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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