What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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