- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Please? No.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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