Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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