Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

elen degeneres is straight....

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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