know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Get off my porch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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