- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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