Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Hello.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Lil' Wayne

What is a chair?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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