- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

why did the man die? he was shot

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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