- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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