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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Women's rights

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

A man walks into a bar.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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