What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

PSN IS UP

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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