What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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