- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

oooh look a banshee

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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