what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

The MLS

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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