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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Women's rights

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

what happens every day? People die

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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