When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

... Chan chan

Top Gear USA

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Want to hear a Joke? No.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Do your parents know you're gay?

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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