What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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you and your family will die tonight

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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i love to lick...

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Neither have I

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Anti Joke

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