Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Anti Joke

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