Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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