what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Donald Trump

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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