- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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