When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Your mom.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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