- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

This one time at band camp music was played.

woman..parallel parking

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

A black man in a country bar.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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