Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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It smells like triangles in here.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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