Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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which one is easiest

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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What's circular and round A circle

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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