man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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which one is easiest

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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