- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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