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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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