hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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THE GAME.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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