knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

book 'em danno

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

What's funnier than 68 69

What is the meaning of life? 42

69

xavier stop

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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