Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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