- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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