There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Chuck norris

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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nickel back

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There's my tractor.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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