- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

whats long and stretchy? elastic

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

hi bye

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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